Farewell to the Crazies

I know I said earlier that crazy sells. And it does. But after awhile, even I can take only so much crazy. So with this post I bid fond farewell to the crazies who've been sent home (none to soon I might add).
Hell's Kitchen: Raj - farewell to you, I will miss your karate kick and delusions. Melissa - I was rooting for you girl. But when you cook over 20 steaks (before they're needed) and ruin nearly 7 lbs of seafood, there's no hope. And Boris, dear Boris, I will miss your accent but for heaven's sake, your sweaty head was too much! Get a beanie Boris.
Top Chef: Just Desserts: Seth - while I've enjoyed your neurosis and paranoia and lashing out at basically anything that looks in your direction, it's time for you to go. Enough drama, let's bake! (and be sure to take your baking cups with you when you go). Malika - enough of your whining, like so many contestants before you who gave up before their elimination, may you be stronger next time. And finally Heather C - as if one elimination per season wasn't enough, you came back just in time to get your sorry rear kicked off again. You and your constant complaining will not be missed.
P.S. I was just on the Top Chef: Just Desserts website. Their profile pics look nothing like them. Can I have the Bravo camera-guy come take a picture of me?
The Apprentice: Now I really do like the premise of this show, giving people who've been hit hard by the economy a second chance. But what about the "real" hard workers? What about the dad who's working 2 jobs trying to support a large family? What about the single mother? I don't feel much compassion for the millionaires who didn't have the wherewithall to put some money away and not spend it all on a gigantic house or that 7th unnecessary car. That being said, I cannot, CANNOT believe that David is still here. When he finally gets "fired" and believe me, he will, I will do a dance in my room, down the stairs, out the door and in the circle. For all to see.  But for the time being, here is a warning to all remaining Apprentice contestants: If Mahsa holds your hand walking out of the boardroom after surviving yet another firing, WATCH OUT! She will turn on you and gut you quicker than she plucks her crazy eyebrows.
That's all for now. Until next time.